Dear Montreal,
I hope to see you soon, as i aspire to attend McGill university. I've heard your quite the party place. I apologize in advance because i myself do not party. However I'm sure there will be many a student vomiting all over your ancient cobblestone steps in my place. Please do not allow me to be beaten or sodomized, i'm just a student after all. I promise to give all the hobo's on your premises exorbitant amounts of change whenever i see them. I might even help clean you. But i have to go for now, see you soon!
Dear Halifax,
You are my second choice. I think we should just be friends.
Dear St.Catharines,
Smell you later.
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