"you're such an only child"

I recently found out that

1. university is
a) hard to get into
b) hard to get through
c) relatively pointless

2. i dislike alcohol and such more than i ever thought
a) but seriously, i have somewhat of a vendetta against that shit

3. i am neurotic
a) an actual insomniac
b) i have severe anxiety issues

4. psychological tests acquired from the internet are sketchy at best
a) making #3 slightly untrue

5. i dont really have a 5th point. but 4 points seemed too little, sorry.